Mandatory tomas thread

tomas has always been pure---since SCII

Thanks for the kind words, ya'll!!! Big racks and much love to my smackin' family, stay cool.

Sincerely,
Tomas in So Tex

sup Tomas http://www.hostboard.com/forums/

War: Class of 1999-SmackChat http://www.hostboard.com/forums/

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by J in SOTEX:
sup Tomas http://www.hostboard.com/forums/

War: Class of 1999-SmackChat http://www.hostboard.com/forums/ </font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>

Not much, watching 'keeping up appearances' and about to hit the hay, see ya'll tomorrow...goodnight now.

ps-is it just me, or wasn't it sweet to be posting on both boards today with no probs? pretty sweet deal, no?

Bump for the Monday Morning crew, and a little Dan to hum while you pay homage to tomas.

Agents of the law
Luckless pedestrian
I know you're out there
With rage in your eyes and your megaphones
Saying all is forgiven
Mad Dog surrender
How can I answer
A man of my mind can do anything

I'm a bookkeeper's son
I don't want to shoot no one
Well I crossed my old man back in Oregon
Don't take me alive
Got a case of dynamite
I could hold out here all night
Yes I crossed my old man back in Oregon
Don't take me alive

Can you hear the evil crowd
The lies and the laughter
I hear my inside
The mechanized hum of another world
Where no sun is shining
No red light flashing
Here in this darkness
I know what I've done
I know all at once who I am


I'm a bookkeeper's son
I don't want to shoot no one
Well I crossed my old man back in Oregon
Don't take me alive
Got a case of dynamite
I could hold out here all night
Yes I crossed my old man back in Oregon
Don't take me alive

Why should I outright rack Tomas? Nothing against Tomas, but I don't have much reason to rack the gentleman at the moment.

Are you, Mr. Cohen, starting some sort of tradition where you randomly choose a poster and throw laurels upon their person? Is this a roast?
http://www.hostboard.com/forums/ ? Is this a time for all of THE to take their turn upon the dais and sing the praises of Tomas?

Don't cry, Bace. I was only goofing with ya. Come on, let's go RACK tomas together, then we'll grab an ice cream.

*slaps Bace on the back and giggles at the bloodcurdling scream*

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Bacefelice:

Is this a roast?</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>

I wouldn't fuck you with Bea Arthur's dick.

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Smackie Chan:


I wouldn't fuck you with Bea Arthur's dick.</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>
Saw him on MTV at their New Orleans shin-dig. Nowhere near as funny when trying to cater to the teeny-boppers.

"You look like Barney Rubble and Buddy Holly had a kid and then peed on it."

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by http://www.hostboard.com/forums/ :
Are you, Mr. Cohen...</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>

You can drop that "Mr. Cohen" nonsense. I have renounced my Jewish non-heritage, and am a one-name megastar, like Prince. Or Liberace. Except for the cock-eating part.

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by http://www.hostboard.com/forums/ :
Is this a roast?
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bwaaaaaahaaaaaa. Roast. http://www.hostboard.com/forums/

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by http://www.hostboard.com/forums/ :
Is this a time for all of THE to take their turn upon the dais and sing the praises of Tomas?</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>

That's a fair description, I think.

RACK tomas!